Poison Expires Funny Deep Thoughts T Shirt

This funny deep thoughts t-shirt explores the curious question of whether poison becomes more or less poisonous over time. It's a witty design that invites reflection on the nature of expiration and toxicity. The bold vintage typewriter-style text gives it a classic, deadpan look that fits perfectly with the clever message.

Ideal for people who enjoy pondering strange hypotheticals, this shirt works well for casual wear or as a fun piece to spark conversation among friends. Whether at a laid-back gathering or a casual day out, it’s a great way to show off your quirky sense of humor.

It also makes a unique gift for those who love science, philosophy, or those who just enjoy a good paradox. The design’s minimalist style and thought-provoking question are sure to appeal to anyone who appreciates clever wordplay and intellectual fun.

• 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
• Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
• Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
• Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
• Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
• Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
• Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.