Read At 9:12 Replied In March T-Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
The read receipt was precise. The response schedule was considerably more flexible. Read At 9:12 Replied In March T-Shirt turns that mismatch into a funny T-shirt design about the message you fully intended to answer and then somehow carried into another season. The exact time makes the opening sound accountable, while the month at the end reveals that accountability has encountered a substantial delay.
This is a joke about a particular kind of communication failure: seeing a message, composing a reply in your head, and apparently mistaking that internal activity for actually sending something. By the time you return, the delay has become awkward enough to require its own introduction. The shirt captures the absurdity without needing to specify what the original question was.
For someone known among friends for eventual rather than immediate responses, the design offers a self-aware confession. It can be especially funny when the wearer is otherwise attentive and has no convincing explanation for where the intervening time went. The message was not forgotten in spirit; it simply remained unfinished in practice. There is a dry precision to the wording that makes the lapse feel even larger. The system recorded the first moment down to the minute. The person handling the reply, meanwhile, seems to have been working with a much broader and more seasonal interpretation of promptly.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |