Retired Funeral Director Brain Memorial Service Retirement Gift T T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This shirt is a clever and heartfelt tribute to retired funeral directors, designed for those who have dedicated their careers to managing memorial services with compassion and professionalism. Featuring a detailed hand-drawn brain surrounded by handwritten labels, the design playfully acknowledges the mental and emotional strength needed in this unique field. The clean, white-on-black style gives it a sophisticated yet approachable look that suits a retired professional’s sense of pride and accomplishment.
Ideal for retired funeral directors, this tee is perfect for quieter moments of reflection or casual gatherings where they want to share a nod to their past work. It’s a subtle and respectful way to honor the challenges and skills involved in funeral directing, from organizing services to providing comfort during difficult times. The design’s artistic style lends an air of dignity while still embracing a touch of humor.
As a retirement gift, this shirt offers a meaningful way to celebrate years of service in funeral care. It recognizes the unique expertise and emotional resilience that comes with the job, making it a thoughtful present from colleagues, family, or friends. Wearing it is a way to carry forward the memories of a career spent supporting others during life’s most sensitive moments.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |