Retired Pizza Maker Dough Tossing Pizzeria Funny Retirement Gift T T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This retired pizza maker t-shirt is made for those who spent years perfecting the art of dough tossing in pizzerias. The design cleverly mimics a dictionary entry, humorously defining the wearer as a seasoned dough spinning veteran who has tossed their last perfect pizza round. It’s a tribute to the skill and dedication required to master pizza making, capturing the pride of a career spent in the kitchen.
The style is minimalist and modern, featuring clean geometric lettering that stands out boldly. It’s ideal for anyone who has recently retired from the pizza business or those who want to celebrate a loved one’s retirement in a fun and witty way. Whether you’re wearing it at casual gatherings, retirement parties, or just relaxing at home, this shirt serves as a badge of honor for a job well done.
This shirt also makes a thoughtful gift for a retired pizza chef who appreciates humor and craftsmanship. It offers a unique way to acknowledge their hard work and the legacy they leave behind in the culinary world. It’s a memorable keepsake that recognizes the art of pizza making and marks the transition into a well-earned retirement.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |