Return Your Eggnog to the Upright Position Funny Flight Attendant T Shirt

Air travel meets holiday cheer with this witty flight attendant-inspired Christmas shirt. The design mimics a classic airline safety card but with a festive twist, featuring four humorous panels with clean pictograms and captions like "Return your eggnog to the upright position" and "In case of turbulence, protect the cookies." The playful instructions add a lighthearted touch to the familiar airline safety theme.

This shirt is perfect for flight attendants, aviation enthusiasts, or anyone who loves a clever holiday pun. The minimalist white and red graphic style is reminiscent of standard safety materials, lending authenticity and charm. It’s a great way to celebrate the holidays with a bit of travel humor, especially for those who spend the season in airports or on planes.

A fantastic gift for frequent flyers or airline staff, this shirt brings a smile to anyone who appreciates the quirks of holiday travel. It’s an amusing and unique addition to festive wardrobes, suitable for wearing at holiday parties or casual outings during the busy travel season.

• 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
• Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
• Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
• Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
• Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
• Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
• Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.