I'm Not Rude I'm Efficient There's A Difference T-Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
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| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
A direct answer can sometimes be mistaken for an unfriendly one, particularly by someone hoping for a much longer explanation. I'm Not Rude I'm Efficient There's A Difference T-Shirt gives that disagreement a funny T-shirt design. The message presents brevity as a practical skill and adds one final clarification for anyone still unconvinced.
The joke sounds like a person defending the amount of time they have saved by leaving out the unnecessary opening remarks. Why take several minutes to reach a point that could be stated immediately? The answer, naturally, depends on who is listening. That small clash between conversational warmth and straightforward delivery is what gives the saying its edge.
It can appeal to someone known for concise replies, quick decisions, or a habit of getting to the useful part of a discussion. The shirt makes that reputation a little more self-aware. It is a comic defense of a communication style, not a claim that courtesy and speed cannot exist together.
The final sentence is especially fitting because it adds emphasis while insisting on efficiency. Even the explanation has a task to complete. Worn among friends who appreciate blunt humor, this design can invite the familiar debate about whether the shortest answer was also the best one. The wearer appears to have reached a conclusion already and would appreciate moving promptly to the next subject.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |