Running on Coffee and Poor Decisions Funny Food Humor Saying T Shirt

Celebrate your love for caffeine and the chaotic decisions that come with it in this shirt that reads "Running on Coffee & Poor Decisions." The bold vintage serif font adds a playful, retro flair to this humorous statement, making it a standout piece for anyone who’s fueled by java and laughs at their own questionable choices. This tee is ideal for coffee addicts who aren’t afraid to admit that sometimes life is a bit of a mess.

Whether you’re grabbing your morning brew, hanging out with friends, or powering through a busy day, this design captures the relatable struggle of balancing energy and impulse. It’s a great conversation starter and a lighthearted way to highlight the imperfect but fun side of life. The vintage style gives it a timeless appeal that complements its cheeky message.

This shirt makes a fantastic gift for coffee lovers, college students, or anyone who embraces their quirks with humor. It’s a reminder that sometimes you just have to laugh at the poor decisions while relying on coffee to keep going.

• 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
• Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
• Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
• Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
• Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
• Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
• Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.