This Shirt Cost More Than My Groceries T-Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
A shopping decision can look different once it is compared with the rest of the budget. This Shirt Cost More Than My Groceries T-Shirt turns that exaggerated comparison into a funny T-shirt design that comments on its own purchase. The wearer appears fully aware that the priorities may invite questions and has chosen to make the explanation part of the outfit.
The joke is not an actual statement about the product's price or anybody's grocery bill. It imagines the kind of buyer's confession that follows a purchase made for enjoyment rather than strict practicality. The shirt becomes both the subject and the delivery method, giving the message a self-referential twist.
This design can appeal to someone who likes shopping humor and can laugh about the occasional gap between a sensible plan and a tempting item. It does not need to justify the decision in detail. The comparison is broad enough to be absurd and familiar enough to sound like a story somebody might tell while showing a friend what they bought.
There is a playful confidence in wearing the supposed evidence. The financial review has already been anticipated, the explanation is visible, and the owner seems prepared to accept a little teasing. Whatever the actual numbers, the design makes one thing clear: this particular purchase came with a sense of humor that was apparently considered part of its value.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |