I'm Silent But Deadly Funny Gross Habit Sign T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This shirt is the go-to choice for anyone who enjoys silent but deadly humor with a gross twist. It features a clever parody of a public sign, rendered in a stark white pictogram style that mimics the familiar, no-nonsense look of park and restroom signage. The design's simplicity adds to its charm, showing a minimalistic figure in a style that captures attention with just a few bold shapes. This deadpan graphic is both hilarious and slightly cheeky, making it ideal for those who love juvenile humor with a subtle edge.
The bold, stencil-like design lends a vintage screen-printed vibe, perfect for casual wear when you want to spark laughs without saying a word. It’s especially fun for anyone who appreciates ironic or sarcastic statements in their wardrobe. This shirt fits right in at informal gatherings, comedy nights, or just hanging out with friends who get a kick out of quirky humor.
As a gift, it’s great for pranksters, jokesters, or anyone who enjoys a bit of silliness dressed up in a clever concept. The unique signage style makes it stand out among typical funny tees, offering a fresh take on classic gross-out jokes with a muted, almost official look. Anyone who loves mixing humor with minimalistic design will appreciate this witty addition to their collection.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |