I'm Somebody's Bad Idea Tonight T-Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
A little self-awareness can make a bold introduction much more entertaining. I'm Somebody's Bad Idea Tonight T-Shirt gives a playful T-shirt design the voice of someone who knows they may be part of a story retold tomorrow. The message is flirtatious without providing a script, leaving the meaning of bad idea open to the conversation and the wearer's sense of humor.
The phrase has the confidence of an evening plan that has not yet been approved by the sensible part of the group. It could suggest spontaneous dancing, an unexpected invitation, or simply the friend most likely to encourage one more adventure. The design does not have to promise anything outrageous to create that mischievous mood. Its appeal is the theatrical way it places the wearer in someone else's future anecdote.
For an adult who enjoys direct social humor, this shirt can make a lively choice for a casual night out or a birthday gathering with friends who understand the tone. The joke depends on confidence paired with a wink, rather than on anyone actually making a regrettable decision. Tomorrow's explanation remains unwritten. For now, the wearer has offered a memorable introduction and a fair amount of comic notice: if the evening becomes a story, they may already have reserved a small but surprisingly influential role in the plot.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |