Sorry You Heard That Not Sorry I Said It T-Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
The regret concerns the audience, which is a rather specific place to draw the line. Sorry You Heard That Not Sorry I Said It T-Shirt creates a sharp, funny T-shirt design from an apology that carefully avoids retracting the original remark. The message concedes an awkward moment while leaving the speaker's opinion completely intact.
The distinction gives the saying its personality. Something intended for a smaller conversation has apparently reached a wider audience, and the wearer is addressing the exposure rather than the substance. It is a deliberately brazen response, delivered with enough precision to make the lack of retreat unmistakable.
This design can appeal to someone who enjoys bold sarcasm and fictional versions of the things people rarely say so plainly. It works as a comic attitude without needing an actual overheard comment to explain it. Among friends who appreciate blunt banter, the phrase may inspire a knowing laugh about those moments when an internal observation nearly becomes a public one.
The shirt's humor depends on the limits of the apology being unusually visible. No one has to guess what is being reconsidered and what is not. The circumstances may have been inconvenient, the timing may have been less than ideal, but the statement itself remains in place. A clarification has been issued, and it appears determined to preserve every important part of the original position.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |