Swaddle Engineer Sleep Not Included Funny New Parent Blueprint T T Shirt

This clever blueprint-style design is perfect for new parents who are embracing the art and science of swaddling with a side of humor. Featuring a detailed, technical drawing of a swaddled baby with measurement arrows and labels, the shirt humorously declares itself the "Swaddle Engineer" with the tagline "Sleep Not Included." It perfectly captures the often frustrating but endearing reality of early parenthood.

The design’s blueprint aesthetic gives it a clever, almost scientific feel, making it ideal for parents with a taste for dry humor or those who appreciate a playful take on parenting challenges. It’s a standout piece for casual wear around the house or at parenting groups and playdates, where fellow new moms and dads will instantly relate.

As a gift, this tee is a fantastic pick for baby showers or welcoming new parents who need a little comic relief during those sleepless nights. The blend of technical style and parenting humor makes it both unique and heartfelt, celebrating the effort and love that goes into caring for a newborn.

• 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
• Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
• Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
• Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
• Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
• Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
• Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.