Take Two Cookies and Call Me in the Morning Funny Pharmacist T T Shirt

This funny pharmacist-inspired t-shirt is a witty nod to holiday stress relief with a prescription twist. The design looks like a prescription bottle label listing a humorous dosage: "Take 2 cookies by mouth every 4 hours as needed for holiday stress," signed off by "Dr. S. Claus." The bold caption below reads, "TAKE TWO COOKIES AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING," making light of the familiar advice given during the hectic holiday season.

The amber and white label design is clean and straightforward, mimicking real prescription styles but with a festive and humorous message. It’s a clever way to acknowledge the sometimes overwhelming nature of the holidays while embracing the joy of sweet treats as a remedy.

This shirt is perfect for anyone who works in healthcare or just loves a good pun related to stress relief. It also makes a thoughtful gift for friends or family members who could use a laugh during the busy holiday period or those who appreciate clever, themed apparel.

• 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
• Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
• Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
• Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
• Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
• Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
• Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.