Tarps Off Season Is Every Season T-Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
Some seasonal declarations are really statements of attitude. Tarps Off Season Is Every Season T-Shirt turns a familiar shirts-off expression into a funny T-shirt design with an obvious comic contradiction: the message celebrating the idea arrives on a shirt. That little mismatch gives the phrase a playful energy before anyone considers the weather.
The saying can resonate with people who associate warm days, loud enthusiasm, and carefree social plans with a mood they would happily keep all year. Every season exaggerates that preference into a policy, suggesting that the wearer refuses to let the calendar have the final word about their spirit. The design does not need to describe a specific event to communicate that confidence.
It is an easy fit for someone who enjoys casual slang and bold, uncomplicated jokes. Among friends who recognize the expression, the shirt may earn a laugh simply by existing as the chosen way to announce it. The wearer has clearly considered the practical value of keeping a T-shirt available, whatever the slogan might claim.
The humor stays with that cheerful inconsistency. The temperature may change, the plans may move indoors, and the season may have a different name, but the preferred atmosphere apparently remains the same. The design carries the declaration so its wearer can keep the joke going without needing the forecast to cooperate.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |