The Toddler Line Ornaments Above 3 Feet Funny Parent Christmas T T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This design humorously captures the reality of decorating with toddlers around. It features a Christmas tree heavily adorned with ornaments on the top two-thirds, while the bottom third remains bare, crossed by a dashed line labeled "The Toddler Line (36 in.)." Below, a tiny toddler hand reaches up to test the boundary, emphasizing the playful challenge parents face during the holidays.
Perfect for parents or caregivers who know the struggle of keeping fragile decorations out of little hands, this shirt combines humor with a relatable parenting moment. The vibrant green tree and bright ornaments pop against the dark background, making it a fun and eye-catching piece. It’s a great choice for casual holiday events or family gatherings where stories about parenting triumphs and challenges are shared.
This tee makes a wonderful gift for new parents or anyone who’s survived a toddler’s first Christmas. It’s a lighthearted way to celebrate the chaos and joy of the season, offering a nod to those special moments when kids test boundaries. Wearing this shirt shows a sense of humor and pride in navigating the holiday season with little ones around.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |