Too Many Tabs All Of Them Screaming T-Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
It is one thing to have several things open at once. It is another when every one of them appears to demand immediate attention. Too Many Tabs All Of Them Screaming T-Shirt takes a familiar browser metaphor and turns up the volume for a funny T-shirt design about mental clutter. The first half describes a crowded workspace; the second captures how that crowd can feel.
The tabs might represent tasks, reminders, unfinished thoughts, or actual pages that have accumulated during a supposedly simple search. The design keeps the interpretation open, so the wearer can connect it with whichever version of too much is most recognizable. Screaming is the comic exaggeration that makes the image memorable, as though every pending item has developed its own urgent voice.
This shirt can appeal to someone who enjoys technology-inspired humor and knows the experience of trying to focus while several unrelated concerns remain active. It gives that feeling a concise expression without requiring a detailed list of what is waiting.
There is a particular absurdity in imagining the whole collection competing at once. Closing one item should help, but finding the right one becomes another task. The design captures that moment with self-awareness rather than a solution. The system is busy, the demands are numerous, and identifying which tab started the noise may now qualify as an entire project of its own.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |