I Use Ellipses It's Not A Threat It's A Pause Funny Boomer Meme T Shirt

This shirt captures the humor of those who love to communicate with ellipses, showing that pauses aren't threats but thoughtful breaks. It features a clever play on words with a typewriter-style font that gives it a techy, retro vibe. If you enjoy adding dramatic pauses to conversations or texts, this design speaks your language and adds a bit of wit to your wardrobe.

Ideal for anyone who appreciates dry humor and the subtle art of punctuation, this tee is a great conversation starter. It’s perfect for casual settings where a little cleverness goes a long way. Whether you’re a writer, a coder, or just someone who loves to keep people guessing, this shirt fits your style.

This design makes an excellent gift for those who enjoy playful banter or who are known for their unique texting style. It’s a fun way to celebrate the quirks of modern communication with a nod to classic typewriter aesthetics.

• 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
• Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
• Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
• Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
• Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
• Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
• Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.