Warning May Spontaneously Talk About My Fantasy Team T-Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
You asked how the week was going. Several minutes later, you are hearing about a roster decision. The "Warning May Spontaneously Talk About My Fantasy Team T-Shirt" makes that enthusiasm the subject of a fantasy sports shirt design. Its warning-style slogan anticipates a hobby finding its way into a conversation that began somewhere completely different.
Anyone in a fantasy league understands how much attention can go into one lineup change. Research, predictions, last-minute doubts, and the occasional unlikely success create a story that feels too interesting to keep private. Friends outside the league may not share that assessment, which is precisely why this slogan works. It acknowledges the gap with good humor rather than trying to hide it.
Choose it for draft day, a weekend watch party, or an informal league meetup where nobody needs an excuse to discuss their choices. The wording does not name a particular sport, making it suitable for an enthusiast whose calendar might include more than one competition. As a gift, it fits the manager who always has a trade proposal or an explanation for last week's result.
Wear it with your usual casual game-day outfit and consider the room fairly notified. This design is a small tribute to the absorbing side of a hobby: the moment when a quick update becomes a detailed analysis, and your audience realizes there may be a follow-up question.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |