Where The Rubber Meets The Um Water Funny Redneck Engineering Boat T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This funny engineering boat shirt is a hilarious nod to the DIY spirit, especially for those who love a good laugh about redneck ingenuity gone awry. The graphic features a cartoonish homemade boat crafted from a tire and plywood, humorously half-sinking in the water, capturing that relatable moment when creativity meets reality in a less-than-perfect way. The quirky phrase "Where the rubber meets the um... water?" adds to the charm and makes it clear this shirt is for anyone who enjoys a clever, self-deprecating joke.
The design uses bold typography and a playful color palette of lake blue, tire black, and safety orange, which gives the shirt a lively, outdoorsy feel. It’s ideal for fans of quirky humor, boat enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates a funny take on engineering fails. This tee channels a casual, lighthearted style perfect for weekend adventures or casual outings.
This graphic tee makes a great gift for those who enjoy fishing trips, boating mishaps, or just love to celebrate the humor in DIY projects not going as planned. It’s a conversation starter and a fun way to wear a story of humorous perseverance and inventive spirit wherever you go.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |