My Wife Says I Have Two Faults, I Don't Listen And Something Else T-Shirt

The second complaint has apparently been lost in transmission. The "My Wife Says I Have Two Faults, I Don't Listen And Something Else T-Shirt" features a marriage humor design whose punchline proves the very point it tries to recall. On this shirt, a reasonable report on a conversation becomes a perfectly timed admission of selective hearing.

Anyone who has repeated a reminder across a busy room will recognize the domestic comedy here. The joke does not require an elaborate story about married life; a missing detail does all the work. That makes it especially appealing for a husband who willingly takes a little teasing and knows that his partner will enjoy the line as much as he does.

Consider this design for an anniversary gag gift, a birthday surprise, or a Father's Day present from a family familiar with his distracted nod. It adds an easy laugh to a backyard barbecue or an informal visit with other couples. The best response may be the look his wife gives him when she reads it for the first time.

Jeans or casual shorts keep the outfit simple and leave the words in charge. More than a generic marriage joke, this slogan has a small comic story built directly into its structure. The wearer remembers enough to get started, forgets the crucial part, and somehow supplies all the evidence needed.

• 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
• Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
• Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
• Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
• Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
• Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
• Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.