Can't Work Today I'm Behind The Eight Ball Billiards Lover Joke T T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
For billiards lovers who enjoy a clever joke, this shirt offers a witty way to show off their passion for the game. It features a vintage-inspired silhouette of a pool player lining up a shot behind the eight ball, all set against a violet sun disc with a distressed retro texture. The phrase "Can't Work Today" paired with "I'm Behind The Eight Ball" plays on the billiards term while humorously explaining a day off.
Borrowing from classic pool hall aesthetics, the design has a nostalgic feel that will appeal to those who spend time at the billiards table. It’s perfect for wearing during pool games with friends, league nights, or casual outings where you want to celebrate your love of the game with a fun twist. The clever wording adds personality and charm to this stylish graphic tee.
This billiards-themed shirt is a great gift for anyone who enjoys playing pool or has a knack for witty sports humor. Whether for a birthday or just to surprise a pool enthusiast, it’s a smart and playful way to acknowledge the ups and downs of the game and the occasional need to skip work for something more enjoyable.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |