Can't Work Today I'm Coming Down With Something Funny Skydiving T T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This skydiving humor t-shirt is perfect for those who live for the thrill of freefall and the excitement of parachuting adventures. Featuring a striking silhouette of a skydiver descending under an open canopy, the design captures the exhilarating spirit of the sport with a vintage flair that appeals to adrenaline junkies and outdoor enthusiasts alike. It’s a fun way to express a passion for skydiving with a touch of clever wordplay.
The phrase about not working today due to "coming down with something" playfully references the descent from the sky, making it an amusing pick for jumpers who want to share their love for this extreme hobby. This shirt is ideal for wearing on jump days, at drop zones, or casual outings with fellow skydivers, offering a cool and witty style that celebrates the freedom of flight.
If you know someone who’s hooked on skydiving or looking for a lighthearted gift for an adventure lover, this shirt combines humor with a bold graphic that reflects the joy and thrill of soaring through the air. It’s a standout piece for anyone who wants to wear their passion proudly and with a smile.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |