Can't Work Today I'm Dead In The Water Boating Fun T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This boating fun t-shirt is ideal for anyone who loves spending time on the water and enjoys a playful way to share their passion. The design centers on a serene sunrise over calm lake waters, evoking the peaceful early morning moments every boater cherishes. The bold "Can't Work Today" message arches above the scene, making it clear this shirt is for those who'd rather be out enjoying a day on the water than stuck at work.
The vintage style of the typography adds a classic touch, appealing to fans of timeless outdoor aesthetics. It's a great choice for boaters who want to express their laid-back attitude and love of nature. Whether worn on a weekend outing or as a casual statement piece, this shirt speaks to the heart of anyone who understands the joy of boating escapes.
This design makes a thoughtful gift for friends or family members who live for their boating adventures. It's a fun way to celebrate their hobby and give them a wearable reminder of why they cherish those days away from the daily grind. This shirt is especially fitting for summer days spent on the lake or river, capturing that early morning glow and tranquil vibe perfectly.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |