Can't Work Today I Have My Ups And Downs Roller Coasters Dad Joke T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This can't work today roller coaster dad joke t-shirt is for anyone who loves a clever play on words and a touch of humor about life's ups and downs. The design features a vintage-inspired badge with a peaceful sunrise over a rolling meadow, perfectly capturing the calm before the daily ride of emotions. It's a nod to those who appreciate a laid-back style with a classic slab serif font arching over the scene, combining rustic charm with witty dad humor.
Ideal for casual wear on weekends or when you just need a break from the grind, this shirt speaks to people who enjoy lighthearted jokes and relatable sentiments. It’s especially great for fathers or anyone who enjoys sharing a chuckle about the unpredictable nature of their days. The soft natural colors lend it an outdoorsy vibe, making it a great pick for nature lovers and those who appreciate subtle, authentic design.
Whether you're looking to treat yourself or find a funny, thoughtful gift for a dad, friend, or anyone who rides life's roller coaster, this shirt brings a smile and a sense of camaraderie. It’s a fun way to express the mood of needing a timeout and celebrating the highs and lows with style and wit.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |