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Can't Work Today I'm Hawking Something Up Funny Falconry Excuse T T Shirt

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Perfect for falconry enthusiasts and fans of bird-of-prey sports, this shirt offers a witty way to excuse a day off work. The graphic centers on a peaceful sunrise woodland scene encased in a round badge, rendered in soft golds and pine greens that feel fresh and natural. Above this calming image, bold vintage lettering reads that the wearer can't work today because they’re 'hawking something up,' a playful falconry pun.

The design reflects traditional outdoor adventure badges, blending humor with an appreciation for the ancient art of falconry. It’s ideal for anyone passionate about training or flying falcons, or simply those who admire birds of prey and want to share their enthusiasm with a clever twist.

Wear it while out in the field, at falconry meets, or during casual gatherings with fellow enthusiasts. It also serves as an excellent gift for falconers, combining natural beauty and lighthearted fun in one distinctive tee.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
  • Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
  • Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
  • Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
  • Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
  • Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
  • Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.

Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.

  • Standard shipping starts at $5.95
  • Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
  • 30-day return policy — see our returns policy

Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

SizeChest (in)Length (in)
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833
4XL3034
5XL3235
6XL3436
Price $11.95USD