Can't Work Today I Hit A Rough Patch Funny Mountain Biking Humor T T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
Mountain biking fans will love this humorous tee that captures the thrill and occasional mishaps of their favorite sport. Featuring a bold vintage design with a bright cyan sun disc framing a silhouette of a mountain biker mid-air after launching off a rocky trail drop, the shirt uses an arching classic font to proclaim a cheeky excuse about hitting a rough patch and skipping work.
This shirt is great for riders who spend weekends conquering trails, tackling technical terrain, and sharing laughs about the bumps along the way. It’s an easygoing way to express a passion for mountain biking and the adrenaline rush it brings, perfect for wearing to bike parks, casual hangouts, or post-ride meetups.
The retro-inspired style adds a cool, nostalgic touch that appeals to riders who enjoy vintage graphics alongside modern trail culture. It’s a fun conversation starter and a nod to the ups and downs everyone experiences on two wheels.
As a gift, this tee suits any mountain biking enthusiast who loves a good joke about the sport’s challenges. It’s a clever way to celebrate their adventurous spirit and the camaraderie shared on rugged trails.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |