Can't Work Today I Threw A Rod Engine Building T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This can't work today threw a rod engine building t-shirt is designed for engine builders and car mechanics who know the frustration and humor behind a mechanical failure. The design features a vintage-style round badge depicting a soft sunrise over an open road framed by distant hills, rendered in gentle amber gold and dusty rose hues. The bold, old-school slab serif font arches over the scene, giving it a nostalgic, classic vibe that resonates with automotive enthusiasts.
Perfect for those days when a project car isn’t cooperating, this shirt communicates the all-too-familiar scenario of a thrown rod in a lighthearted way. It’s an ideal choice for mechanics, hobbyists, or anyone who spends time rebuilding engines and appreciates a good joke about the challenges of their craft. The natural, outdoorsy colors add a warm, calming touch that contrasts with the frustration behind the phrase.
This tee works well as a casual wear staple for gearheads and makes a thoughtful gift for friends or family members who love cars and engine work. It’s a fun and stylish way to show pride in the hands-on work and acknowledge the bumps along the road that come with it.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |