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Can't Work Today I've Been Throwing Up Baseball Pitcher Dad Joke T T Shirt

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This baseball pitcher dad joke shirt is perfect for fans of the sport who enjoy a clever pun and a bit of humor about the game. The design features a vintage-style arching headline declaring a day off due to "throwing up," a playful double entendre that baseball aficionados will appreciate. Set against a peaceful early morning meadow scene, the graphic uses soft, natural tones to balance the cheeky message with a calm, outdoorsy vibe.

A great choice for baseball dads, coaches, or fans who want to inject some fun into their casual wardrobe, this tee works well whether worn at games, practices, or informal outings. It’s a humorous nod to the demands and quirks of baseball life, perfect for those who know the ups and downs of pitching and parenting.

The classic slab serif lettering and scenic background combine sporty enthusiasm with a tongue-in-cheek attitude. This shirt makes a thoughtful gift for baseball lovers who appreciate witty apparel that sparks smiles and conversations among fellow fans and family members.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
  • Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
  • Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
  • Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
  • Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
  • Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
  • Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.

Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.

  • Standard shipping starts at $5.95
  • Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
  • 30-day return policy — see our returns policy

Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

SizeChest (in)Length (in)
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833
4XL3034
5XL3235
6XL3436
Price $11.95USD