Can't Work Today I'm A Wet Noodle Noodling Joke T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This playful fishing t-shirt is designed for those who can't resist a day spent noodling in the water rather than working. The vintage-style circular badge highlights a soft sunrise over tranquil waters, perfectly evoking the calm early mornings favored by noodlers and fishing fans alike. The prominent "Can't Work Today" text captures that irresistible urge to skip work and enjoy time outdoors.
Borrowing from classic outdoorsy aesthetics, this shirt blends natural tones with bold lettering for a look that’s both fun and relaxed. It’s great for casual weekends, fishing outings, or simply lounging while dreaming of your next noodling adventure. Fans of wet noodle noodling and water sports will appreciate this design’s nod to their favorite pastime.
Ideal as a gift for anyone who enjoys fishing jokes, noodling enthusiasts, or those who appreciate clever fishing humor. It’s a humorous way to declare your day is reserved for fun on the water, making it a standout piece for your collection or a lighthearted present for a fishing buddy.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |