Can't Work Today The Wind Got Knocked Out Of Me Windsurfing Joke T T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
Can't work today because the wind got knocked out of me is the perfect way for windsurfing enthusiasts to show their love for the sport with a humorous twist. This design features a calm and natural sunrise over water, capturing the serene early morning vibe that windsurfers cherish before hitting the waves. The vintage slab serif text adds a classic, outdoorsy feel that complements the tranquil scene.
Ideal for those who live for windy days on the water, this shirt is a fun excuse to skip work and embrace the thrill and occasional mishaps of windsurfing. Whether worn to casual outings, beach trips, or windsurfing meetups, it subtly celebrates the passion and occasional challenges of the sport. It’s a great gift for anyone who can relate to the feeling of being wiped out by a strong gust while out on the board.
The design’s soft, natural color palette and classic typography make it a stylish yet playful statement piece. It’s more than just a shirt; it’s a conversation starter for water sports fans and a charming way to express the ups and downs of windsurfing life.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |