Lincoln Nobody Has Ever Been Scouted Beer League Hockey Humor T T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This beer league hockey shirt brings a humorous take on the sport by stating that nobody has ever been scouted in beer league hockey, a playful nod to the casual, community-driven nature of these leagues. Designed for players and fans who enjoy the camaraderie and fun over competition, it features a vintage 1970s-inspired serif font that adds a classy, old-school vibe to the joke.
Ideal for those who lace up for weekend games or just love the social aspect of beer league hockey, this shirt celebrates the spirit of the sport without taking it too seriously. It’s perfect for wearing to practices, games, or post-game gatherings. The deadpan historical portrait style enhances the comedic effect, making it a great conversation piece among teammates and hockey enthusiasts alike.
This tee is a fantastic gift for anyone involved in beer league hockey who appreciates the humor in the sport’s laid-back nature. It’s a fun way to embrace the love of hockey while poking gentle fun at the idea of scouting and professional aspirations. Whether you’re a player, coach, or fan, this shirt is a witty addition to your hockey wardrobe.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |